A old and overused plot: Cocaine Bear (2023) review

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Lady and Gentlemen make sure you buckle your seats and look forward to a ride filled with outrageousness! "Cocaine Bear" is an awesome ride, in more kinds of ways. This film takes an "bear-y" true story and transforms it into a shocking horror comedy that is sure to leave you laughing, scratching your head and pondering the lives of bears as well as drug smugglers.
Cocaine Bear As soon as we meet the gorgeous Andrew C Thornton, played superbly by Matthew Rhys, you know it's going to be an exhilarating journey. A smuggler of style, grace, and a ability to dump his valuable cargo in the most unfortunate places. However, he didn't know of the possibility that he could be the source of the legend of the century "Cocaine Bear!" You should forget all you believe about bears and their habits of eating. The movie takes an obscene view and states that once bears drink cocaine, the will not just have fun, but turn into bloodthirsty monsters! Beware, Godzilla you've got a new king in town, and his name is a bear, with a addiction to powdered drugs. Our cast of characters that includes the dumb police as well as the reckless criminals as well as innocent people who struggled to make their way into a trash bag can keep you amazed. The collective incompetence of the characters is amazing to watch. If you ever find yourself in need of some laughs and a laugh, imagine Police Detective Bob Springs and Officer Reba Mitchell in a bid to stop unsolved crimes without shooting one another. Don't forget to mention our courageous adventurers, Olaf and Elsa. They're not from the movie from "Frozen." Two hikers discover the treasures of Colombian food, and by the time there's a chance to say "Bearzilla," they become people who will be targets of Cocaine Bear's fervent appetite. Do you really need a Disney princess when you have hissing, running bear to be found? The movie strikes the perfect harmony between horror and comedy in which you can laugh at one point and clutching you to your chair in fear the next. As the body count climbs, it's more then the hairs around your neck, and you'll find yourself cheering at every demise with pure excitement. It's similar to watching a National Geographic special hosted by the Grim Reaper. It's time to talk about the ultimate showdown. Imagine a mighty waterfall flowing in the background our courageous family made up of Sari, Dee Dee, Cocaine Bear and Henry waiting to battle this beast called the Cocaine Bear. This is a battle of all time, with fireballs, roars of the bear as well as enough white powder to put Tony Montana to shame. But just when you think that the bear has been killed but it's then revived thanks to a cocaine explosion! It's a resurgence of famous proportions. Yes "Cocaine Bear" may have imperfections. Editing can be as unpredictable like a squirrel that has been caffeinated, making you scratch your head and considering whether the film reel actually served as scratching point. Be assured, viewers, because the bear's CGI really is top-of-the-line. That bear steals the show, even if it appeared that the editor seemed to have a sugar high themselves. This movie is a blend of tensions, double cross-crossings and unexpected bonds. It's like mixing tequila with bear saliva--unconventional and unforgettable. Then, as the credits play when you're out the door with a smirk at the top of your head, keep in mind the reviewer's final advice: Don't feed bears anything, specifically, not even fellow hiking buddies. As I've said before, it's unlikely to take a lot of time for anyone who is involved. So, grab your popcorn, buckle down, as you take on the world of "Cocaine Bear." This is a unique cinematic experience which will have you in stupor, contemplating the real potential of bears as well as their concealed party capabilities.

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